Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Post of the Beast

This is my 666th blog post to Me, CherkyB (though as we've covered before, I deleted the very first one, so only 665 are publicly available). Ahh, the good times we have had. I still remember the first death threat I got in the comments section. Plus, you know, I've occasionally had to delete a few racist comments from various members of my wife's extended family operating under the cover of made-up names, but not made-up IP addresses.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't shake her family, as they say.

I'd like to note that, through it all, I've kept my comments section open, allowing both sides of the debate a free flow (except for, as I said, the removal of occasional racists comments).

But all that is about to change.

The upcoming election is just too important for me to allow people from both sides to leave comments on my blog. It is, after all, my blog, for which I pay absolutely nothing because Google has found a way to extract money from evil capitalists in order to grant me a free free free blogger account and a free blog (hell, 4 of them if you count just my household), and if you'd like to express your opinion, unless you plan to agree with me, you will need to get your own blog.

By the way, I highly recommend just agreeing with me. I am, after all, the most intelligent person you know.

So anyways, starting now, I will be enabling comment moderation. I will use this to filter out comments from people that I have deeply offended by dismissing their heartfelt convictions as those of the stupid, ignorant rubes who live in places different from where I live and who read different newspapers and go to different churches.

You see, by moderating comments, I will be able to make it appear as though everyone agrees with me. As they should, mind you. I will be able to put the brakes on crazy talk by rabid adherents to discredited political orthodoxy.

And I will, at last, be able to make fun of Canadians without fear of one responding. Eh?

So comment away, and see which ones make it through my filter. See if you are one of the anointed.

Let the civil discourse begin!

10 comments:

ellie said...

your momma

ellie said...

wow, you have a pretty fast filter . . .

Hugh Hefner said...

another libertarian trying to impinge on my First Amendment rights. . .

Anonymous said...

bite me

Minnie Pearl said...

I'm not racist, I just have superior ancestry.

Boss Hogg said...

Boy, now who you callin' a racist?

paula said...

So if I say go M&P I like owning my small business and making money, I wonder if I will make it past the filter

CherkyB said...

Here at Me, CherkyB, everyone makes it past the filter (so far)! We are not afraid of controversy, and we do not care so much for Change that requires the stifling of opposition.

blogauthor said...

Ahhhh, drat. :)

blogauthor said...

Mine got deleted then. I'm even more honored!