Wednesday, May 06, 2009

The joys of prostate health

On AM radio, you hear a lot of commercials to buy gold. Today, though, we got to hear a commercial for a homeopathic herbal concoction for prostate health.
HannahC: "Hey Dah, what's 'sex drive'?"

Me, CherkyB: "Umm..." CherkyB must run through the possible answers before speaking:

(It's something men have all the time and women have until they get married.)

(Ask your mother. She might remember.)

(It's the thing that makes men want to earn more money.)

(You know all those Girls Gone Wild commercials on TV?)

Me, CherkyB: "So, you remember that video with Howie Mandel about how babies were made? You remember what 'sex' was?"

HannahC: "Yeah."

Me, CherkyB: "Sex drive is the thing that makes you want to have sex."

HannahC: "OK. What's a prostate?"

Me, CherkyB: "[blah blah blah] and when you get old it often doesn't work right."

HannahC: "I see."

HannahC: "Dah?"

Me, CherkyB: "Yes?"

HannahC: "Are you too old to have sex anymore?"
Oh sweet Jesus.


Dr. Ruth said...


paula said...

figures thats up to the wifer to call

paula said...

oops wife

Manly Lesbian said...

Hehehehehe!!!! The next thing she will probably ask is why the sexual relations don't send Christmas cards!

blogauthor said...

OK, all the (thoughts) made me laugh! During Hurricanes games, they run ads for Valtrex CONSTANTLY .... we are the home of GSK after all, and apparently hockey fans are a good target audience for herpes ads .... ?? ... so I keep getting asked 'what is genital herpes mom?'.