It has come to my attention that I may have overestimated the intelligence of my audience. I try to never do that. When I write my posts, I try to picture myself with a blank stare, the only light glinting off a bit of drool escaping from the corner of my mouth, the rest of me with the dull patina of dirt and stupidity. Oh wait, no, I channeling Christopher Moore.
But today, someone said to me, in the standard, hyper-critical way, "You know you spelled 'sanitary' wrong."
I blinked a bit to see if it was a joke, cuz I'm never really sure when humor will appear in an otherwise barren landscape, but it was not. It was a serious statement.
So I said, "I did that intentionally cuz it was about Santa. Santa-ry. That's what makes it funny."
"Ooooohhhh. Santa. I get it now. No one is going to get that."
[Sigh] Maybe I'll just go back to shooting videos about the weather and setting them to Yakety Sax.