Ouch

I don't normally like to comment on news items, as they are possibly too interesting to many of my readers. But here's one I just can't pass up.

At our Christmas party, the most interesting thing that happened was that the dog barfed on the carpet in the fambly room. Oh, and I trounced the other two dads at air hockey.

These folks were apparently having a much more animated time.

All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.

You don't say...