You are going to get our children taken away

The Mrs., ever supportive of my parenting style.

Me, CherkyB: [pouring a glass of Beaujolais] "Hurry up MaxieC - the commercial is almost over."

MaxieC: "OK, Dah! I'm gonna get a soda from the basement!"

The Mrs.: "What are you guys doing?"

Me, CherkyB: "We're playing the House Hunters drinking game."

The Mrs.: [glare]

Me, CherkyB: "Uh. I mean, we're playing a game."

The Mrs.: "What are you teaching him?"

MaxieC: "See, you watch House Hunters, ya see, and every time someone says, 'nice,' you take a drink!"

The Mrs. was not impressed.