What this means is that I spend most of the day driving while The Mrs. alternates between snoozing in the passenger seat and fiddling with all the HVAC controls to set the to the exact opposite of whatever I set them to, HannahC sits in the back listening to One Direction on her iPod, and MaxieC listens to mp3's of books on his iPod, whining about how we're not there yet and asking how long it will be until we get there, then "fact-checking" the response vs. the "time remaining to destination" he can read off the GPS nav screen. He has not accepted any concept of rounding to the nearest quarter-hour, nor the idea that if you can read the answer off the nav, there is no need to ask me the question in the first place. I suspect he mostly just enjoys being annoying.
I have no idea which side of the fambly he gets that from.
We decided to take a run up to Breckenridge Brewery, as they brew the one and only beer that The Mrs. will drink anymore: Breckenridge Vanilla Porter. We'd never been to Breckenridge, being that it's a ski town and none of us ski, but it's right outside of Frisco, a place the Mrs. likes and had suggested as a possible destination to, "go do something fun." Plus, The Mrs. has been threatening to take me camping near Frisco and renting a pontoon boat from the marina to go fishing all day on Fathers' Day, so I wanted to check out the reservoir (Dillon Reservoir) and the boat rental situation ahead of time.
Good thing we did that. The water level is very low, and none of the floating docks are in. The water is about 1/4 mile from where the rental dock should be.
We went up to Breckenridge and found the brewery pretty easily. Well, we found the brew pub. I'm not convinced the bottling operation is anywhere near that, cuz the building is just brew pub-sized. Whatever. The food was decent, and I ordered a Vanilla Porter (cuz they are fantastic), and The Mrs. ordered...
This angered HannahC, as we had just driven two hours to go to the home of her one and only favorite beer, and she didn't order any of it. The excuse given was, "I don't want to drink at this altitude." This is thin gruel, as the original discovery of Breck Vanilla Porter was at a little pub in Estes Park, where they had it on tap. The elevation there is 7522 ft. This was a mere 2000 ft higher. But, whatever. She just gulped down a whole bunch of mine, so she didn't have to count it as "drinking".
Other than lunch, Breckenridge was a total bust. There's really absolutely nothing there in the town but ski shops and bars and t-shirt shops. As The Mrs. kept saying, "This is nothing like Aspen."
I've never been to Aspen, given that I'm neither fabulously rich nor a raging leftists, but The Mrs. used to go there every summer for some music thing.
The Mrs. had found some open space preserve just outside of town that we were going to visit. Supposedly, it had a lot of wildlife and sometimes even moose. After lunch and a stroll through town, we set off looking for it. We had its GPS location, but the street location given for it on the website was in the middle of town. We drove completely around the periphery of where it was located on the map (which took about 20 minutes), and could find no entrance. So, we went to the local gas station, and I topped off the old tank with about 20 gallons, and the rest of the fambly went inside to buy every snack food they sold and ask for directions.
The directions were, "I dunno. I've never heard of it. Drive up to Peak 8 and ask at the lodge."
So we drove back up the mountain along the road that bordered the open space (theoretically), only this time we went down every little dead-end side street along the way, still finding no sign of this place. Finally, we ended up at the top of Peak 8 and found something that looked like a lodge but was actually a pricey condo resort, and the Mrs. went inside to ask for directions.
"It closed last year. Doesn't exist anymore."
However, that's not the point of my story. The point is that on the way home, I was driving along I-70 between the Johnson Tunnel and Denver along the section with the very long run of 4-6% downgrade slope, and there were signs that said, "Truckers make sure your brakes are working and adjusted," and The Mrs. asked me, "what does it mean that your brakes are 'adjusted'?"
Not being a big-rig driver myself, I went with what I knew.
Me, CherkyB: "Well, when you are pulling a trailer, you have to adjust the brake gain on the trailer vs. on the tractor based on how heavy the thing you are towing is and how good its brakes are. You want them balanced so all your wheels brake evenly. You see here, I have this thing right here to adjust that," and I point to my integrated trailer brake controller.
The Mrs.: [looking somewhat confused] "You mean, you can tow stuff with this truck?"
Me, CherkyB: "Yes, of course."
The Mrs.: "So, like, if we bought a boat or a camper, you could tow it with this truck? You won't need to buy a different truck?"
Me, CherkyB: "Yes. I can't pull one of those 30 ft 5th wheel trailers like [our next door neighbor] has, but I can pull anything we would ever buy."
The Mrs.: "Wow. I had no idea."Why, I never.