Me, CherkyB: "My job blows."
Me, CherkyB: [patting The Mrs. on the cheek] "But I take solace in the fact that when I get home, my wife doesn't."
The Mrs.: "No. You see, you're supposed to think 'blow job'. 'Fuse job', 'fuses blow', then I say, 'combine the two,' and you're supposed to think 'blow job', but I say it backwards, 'job blows', and that's what makes it funny."
Me, CherkyB: [blink]
Me CherkyB: "I'm insulted you thought you had to explain that to me."
No Duh.™
Oh well. Maybe with a spoon full of sugar...
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What's a blow job? Is that some new kind of bubble gum?
Yup. That is an insult, alright.
Oh, about that "a spoon full of sugar" post:
If dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of love?
Yup.
that's way too cerebral for a.m.
The bird of love is the pigeon- known for its over abundance of shit......
Damn. All these years thinking it was the woodpecker.
What's the difference between "My job blows" and "My job sucks"?
what are you saying about woody?
Nope. The bird of love is the swallow.
You watch your mouth. My mother reads this blog.
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