Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A Homeschool Rhyme

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Baldness involves the state of lacking hair where it often grows, especially on the head. The amount and patterns of baldness can vary greatly; it ranges from male and female pattern alopecia (androgenic alopecia, also called androgenetic alopecia or alopecia androgenetica), alopecia areata, which involves the loss of some of the hair from the head, and alopecia totalis, which involves the loss of all head hair, to the most extreme form, alopecia universalis, which involves the loss of all hair from the head and the body. Fuzzy Wuzzy was most likely suffering from alopecia unicersalis. Unfortunately for Fuzzy Wuzzy, there is no known treatment for alopecia universalis. So, while Fuzzy Wuzzy could lead a perfectly normal life in other respects, he would always look different from other bears, and this caused him a great deal of stress early in life until he learned to accept his differences and find friends who could see beyond his baldness to his inner goodness.

2 comments:

Yogi said...

So what you are saying is that Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Wuzzy!

Anonymous said...

Oh...! and with that unsolicited and unprovoked, seemingly non-sequitur explanation, it very nearly all makes sense to me now.

How is the clarinet explained though?