MaxieC: "Hey Dah, have you ever considered that every second that you live you"
Me, CherkyB [interrupting]: "Are one second closer to death?"
MaxieC: "Yeah. Exactly."
Me, CherkyB: "Yup. In fact, I'm pretty close to death."
The Mrs. [from the next room]: "Oh stop."
Me, CherkyB: "I'm probably halfway to death. Maybe closer. Hard to say exactly. Now, womens live longer than men by like 7 years, so Momma's not as close to death as I am despite her being older then I am."
MaxieC: "So I'll die sooner."
Me, CherkyB: "Well, not sooner than Momma. But you'll probably die sooner than your wife. That's why you should always marry a woman who is at least 7 years younger than you."
Me, CherkyB: "So that your wife doesn't live a really long time after you die. Hmmm...wait. That's backwards. You'd have to marry a woman 7 years older than you for that to work. Well, you should still make sure you marry a woman at least 7 years younger than you anyways."
MaxieC: "Oh. Ok, Dah."