CherkyB, Man of Reason
MaxieC: "Dad, can we order the pizza now?"
Me, CherkyB: "No. "
MaxieC: "Awwwww..."
Me, CherkyB: "We can't do anything until we get these dishes cleaned up so that we have some room to eat. I don't know why Mama has decided to stop doing dishes again. I really should get you a new mama. Do you like this mama?"
MaxieC: "Yeah."
Me, CherkyB: "You don' want a new, younger mama with bigger boobs?"
MaxieC: [silence]
Me, CherkyB: "Yes? No?"
MaxieC: [silence]
Me, CherkyB: "Oh. You don't want to answer."
MaxieC: "I can't decide!"
2 comments:
I would have done the dishes if I wasn't driving a bag of dog diarrhea that I scraped off the floor to the vet.
i see you don't blog anymore. maybe you have no adversity to drive you to your art.
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