Monday, August 20, 2007

CherkyB, Parent Extraordinaire 2

MaxieC: "Daddy, what's that chirping I hear? Do you know?"

Me, CherkyB: "That's crickets. It's a whole bunch of crickets outside all chirping at once, which is why it sounds like a constant chirp."

MaxieC: "Are they chirping for food?"

Me, CherkyB: "They're chirping to find girlfriends."

MaxieC: "Why?"

Me, CherkyB: "Well, outside there aren't a whole lot of crickets all right next to each other. So when the boys want girlfriends, they chirp, and then the girl crickets follow the sound to find the boys."

MaxieC: "Oh. We're boys."

Me, CherkyB: "Yes. But we don't go outside at night and chirp to find girlfriends."

MaxieC: "What do we do?"

Me, CherkyB: "Well, we get jobs that pay a lot of money. Girls can smell money, and if you have a lot of it, they'll want to be your girlfriend."

MaxieC: "Oh, like if they smell the money you throw down on the ground in front of them, then they'll be your girlfriend?"

Me, CherkyB: "Yeah. Pretty much."

5 comments:

Nava said...

MaxieC is getting to learn the facts of life at a very young age.

blogauthor said...

lol ..... welcome back btw. I'll take a jack.

ellie said...

oh dear

wife said...

Can't wait to see little MaxieC trying this out...The next time we go to the park or something. I'll check his pockets before we leave.

manly lesbian said...

Wish I would have known about that money stuff long time ago - would have saved me a lot of grief! ruwub