999 Emergency

Dearest CherkyB,

I, your liquor cabinet, am in dangerous peril of running low on supplies. Unless immediate and decisive action is taken, the foundation upon which your blogging empire is built is in imminent danger of collapse. Your supplies of the following items are in a critical state and will soon be depleted to where demand cannot be satisfied:

• Vodka
• Gin
• Crown Royal
• Southern Comfort
• Port
• Yukon Jack
• Tequila

Without your immediate attention, your blogging will soon find itself running on nothing more than cognac, brandy, Captain Morgan, and Jack Daniels. We all know how painful that will be.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter,

BaryC