Monday, September 08, 2008

HannahC, Feminist

HannahC: "Hey Dad, how do they make hand sanitizer evaporate so quickly?"

Me, CherkyB: "They make it based on alcohol instead of water."

HannahC: "Oh."

Me, CherkyB: "The rubbing alcohol kind, not the drinking kind."

HannahC: "Well, duuuuh! Of course not the drinking kind."

HannahC: "I mean, Jack Daniels isn't going to clean your hands at all."

Me, CherkyB: "You'd be surprised at what Jack Daniels can clean."

HannahC: "And anyways, if they made it out of Jack Daniels, then adult men would always be licking their hands. And no woman is going to want to be with a man who is licking his hands all the time."


blogauthor said...

I continue to shake my head at the odd parallels between our lives. I bought mouthwash tonight that I didn't know had alcohol in it. Both Offspring and I were swishing away and practically burnt off our tongues. We then had a discussion about alcohol that I use to wash my hands, alcohol in mouthwash and Jack Daniels.


Anonymous said...

Words of wisdom from an 8 year old! Amazing!

Booger said...

What's wrong with licking my hands? I just can't wipe boogers on my pants now, can I.

stoopid sister said...

doesn't the duh thing get to you? maybe not. apple don't fall far from the tree, duh.

paula said...

your daughter is wise beyond her years but just think of the possibilities jack daniels moist towelettes licking and driving