Beware the Ides of March Eve

Ah, exactly one month after Valentine's Day is the eve of the ides of March. It also happens to be a holiday that is as important to men as Valentine's Day is to womens. A day in which you are given free rein to pass judgment about the inadequacy of your woman's love for you by rating the quality of the gifts and service she provides to you, an exact analog of Valentine's Day, only without the candy-filled heart. A day when men can call each other up to discuss how utterly disappointed they were in your trite little treatment of the holiday or to brag what a great womans you are to make them jealous.

So I suggest you womens out there start studying up so that you are ready for March 14th. You can start with some of the helpful hints on the left, and they even include a bunch of printable greeting cards in case you can't find the perfect card at The Hallmark Store (I'm kinda partial to card #2). And, probably, you should research this from home and not from your office. Don't want your co-workers to know what you're up to, lest they steal your ideas.