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Monday, April 21, 2008
Oh No!
Today, as I was filling my mug with the "free" coffee the The Company now provides, I happened to read the label on the dispenser. I've been tricked into drinking fair-trade coffee!
I've been thinking about this ever since I read it, you're really in a pickle here. But I've got a great idea that follows the idea of carbon offsets: be sure to drink your coffee from a styrofoam cup, throw it away after each use and for good measure use white processed sugar and powdered mystery creamer. I think that would bring you back to even.
Yes, well it turns out that they serve three to four varieties of coffee most of the time, and only one (Cafe Estima) is fair-trade. It's what they call the "bold" blend. There's a French Roast extra bold, a House medium, and in the mornings, the mild Breakfast Blend. Unfortunately, being Starbucks coffee (that's right - I get free Starbucks at work), they all pretty much taste like roasted ass.
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I know. Folgers is so much better. . .
I've been thinking about this ever since I read it, you're really in a pickle here. But I've got a great idea that follows the idea of carbon offsets: be sure to drink your coffee from a styrofoam cup, throw it away after each use and for good measure use white processed sugar and powdered mystery creamer. I think that would bring you back to even.
Yes, well it turns out that they serve three to four varieties of coffee most of the time, and only one (Cafe Estima) is fair-trade. It's what they call the "bold" blend. There's a French Roast extra bold, a House medium, and in the mornings, the mild Breakfast Blend. Unfortunately, being Starbucks coffee (that's right - I get free Starbucks at work), they all pretty much taste like roasted ass.
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