Friday, August 31, 2007

Something Not to Do 11

Let's say, purely hypothetically, that you are standing in the kitchen reading the newspaper when your lovely wife comes wandering by in her bathing suit. She pauses at the back door on her way to the hot tub, turns to you and asks, "Are you coming?"

No matter what your instincts may tell you, the correct response to this question is not, "On who?"

That would be Something Not to Do.™

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5 comments:

Rhonda said...

Yes, darling is always a good answer.

manly lesbian said...

It is something not to do but I am sure you did it anyway......

fat moother said...

So what was the results of all your testing and did you enjoy Dr. Jellyfinger?

ellie said...

All through human history, people have gathered together for the common purpose of Baccanalian revelry, forming relationships that extend beyond the tavern or roadhouse into the real world where the larger human endeavors unfold. Those relationships, wherever two or more substance abusers get together, are fellowships of addiction, cemented by their shared knowledge of deep addictive pleasures. Such relationships are intimate relationships, even though the individuals may be strangers to each other in other respects.

blogauthor said...

... mutters to self ... must search cherky's blog for references to jellyfinger ....