Wednesday, October 17, 2007

OK, Let me explain

Monday, I was having dinner with the fambly as I always do, and The Mrs. and I somehow got to talking about my craft. About halfway through, she gets this look of revelation on her face and says, "Oooooohhhh! You put Yukon Jack in a screwdriver. That's why you spelled it, 'Y-u'."

So I think to myself, "Self, The Mrs. is the smartest of all your readers, as evidenced by her intelligence in capturing such a great husband. I bet others also did not understand this as well, as is often the case being that your humor is so advanced."

Then, on Tuesday, I happened to be chatting with Rico and Bozzetto. I told the story of The Mrs. and Her Revelation to Rico, who is not a regular blog reader as he spends most of his evenings curled up in a ball with a wine hangover from the one glass he has at dinner or something. As I'm telling the story, Bozzetto goes, "I don't get it. What's a screwdriver?"

Then, he asked me for like the 100th time if there was some other definition of muffler that would make this post funny.

Now, Bozzetto and I work together for the same The Company. He's been there about the same amount of time I have, and he and I are both at the exact same level of advancement within the hierarchy of pay grades and titles. So, either there is great injustice within The Company, or he is considered to be as remarkably intelligent as I am.

For the record, I'm going with the injustice thing. It's also the only thing that explains The JohnnyB.

But, at any rate, here are the only two readers I ever converse with in person, and neither understood the drink title. So I figured I better apologize before all my readers stopped reading cuz they didn't understand my posts anymore.

There you have it.


Anonymous said...

I would have understood your drink title forthwith if I had bothered to thoroughly read your post, which I did not (I tend to gloss over the sordid details unless they are of interest to me). It is, I must say, very clever.

Anonymous said...

I don't get all the hype. I understood it immediately.....

Anonymous said...

Yeah--I didn't really think about the "Yu"

Nava said...

I understood it, and I don't really drink.

Like, Duh!

Can it really be that Fat Moother and I are higher intelligent beings than your other readers?

CherkyB said...

Everybody thinks they're above average.

Anonymous said...

It is a good thing to have dinner with yer fambly every night - that's the way it should be!