Monday, January 12, 2009

Someone Watches Too Much TV

MaxieC: "Hey Dah, can you open this for me?" [hands me a fruit-by-the-foot bag]

Me, CherkyB: "Sure, Bud."

MaxieC: "Wow, Dah. How can you open it so easily?"

Me, CherkyB: "Well, it's because I'm big and strong. But don't worry, you'll be big and strong some day, too."

MaxieC: "You know what, Dah?"

Me, CherkyB: "What's that?"

MaxieC: "There's two kinds of strong: strong, and Army Strong™."


Wife said...

Ya think? While MaxieC was helping me water the plants today, he said, "Mom, you could really use an aqua globe to water your plants automatically. The way they work is as the soil becomes dry, it releases oxygen into the Aqua Globe watering bulb. The oxygen then pushes out just the amount of water your plant needs. And, if you call right when the ad comes on, they'll double the offer!"

Fat moother said...

Good grief!

CherkyB said...

For her part, HannahC is schooling herself on the wide variety of interesting topics available on The Gameshow Network. She has already learned the basics of blackjack from both Card Sharks and Catch 21. Though she did catch an error in $20,000 Pyramid when they included Santa Claus in the "Fictional Characters" category.

fat moother said...

Oh Oh


Rhonda said...

too funny!

The Motor City Madman said...

This Obama fella is no Lincoln. I can tell you that much right now.