MaxieC: "Hey Dah, can you open this for me?" [hands me a fruit-by-the-foot bag]
Me, CherkyB: "Sure, Bud."
MaxieC: "Wow, Dah. How can you open it so easily?"
Me, CherkyB: "Well, it's because I'm big and strong. But don't worry, you'll be big and strong some day, too."
MaxieC: "You know what, Dah?"
Me, CherkyB: "What's that?"
MaxieC: "There's two kinds of strong: strong, and Army Strong™."