Friday, June 08, 2007

Morning with The Mrs.

The Mrs. was watching Tom and Jerry: the Movie this morning, and they started caterwalling on some song about money. The Mrs. was moved:
The Mrs.: "The only people who sing about money being evil are people who don't have it. Money isn't evil."

Me, CherkyB: "Yes. It's really a song about jealousy."

The Mrs.: "Well, maybe in the case of Paris Hilton it can be evil."

Me, CherkyB: "No. It's really her fabulous good-looks that do it."

The Mrs.: "What? You think Paris Hilton is attractive?"

Me, CherkyB: [A trap! A trap!] "No. I only find you attractive."

The Mrs.: "She's not attractive at all. I mean, she may be perfectly symmetrical, but she's ugly."

Me, CherkyB: [silence - not falling for this one.]


ellie said...

Paris is back in jail. I wonder why she didn't just pay to have a driver. They aren't that expensive.

manly lesbian said...

Poor little screaming meemy rich girl. Her actions are unbelievable, It is only for several days - not years.

Anonymous said...

i don't think she is all that good looking. i have a theory tht if you pick any average person off the street and spend the same amount of money on their looks as paris spends on hers, they would look 100%prettier than she does. you could probably even skip the nose job.

iamnotablonde said...

The average person would look a lot smarter- probably because they are!