Something Not to Do 8

Let's say, just for argument's sake, that your lovely wife has met you at the door in the morning to present her cheek for you to kiss goodbye before heading off to the old grind the way she does every morning.

Only this morning is a little different. This morning, you see that her mascara has smudged up onto her eyelids in an almost Johnny Depp/Pirates of the Caribbean way. And, for whatever reason - maybe because it's early, maybe because it's Monday morning, maybe because it hasn't snowed at all since you put together your beloved snowblower - you decide to make note of this in the first way that comes to mind.

"What happened to you?"

That would be Something Not to Do™.

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