Friday, March 14, 2008

A Lunchtime Story

This is another amazingly true story, though I'm changing one person's name in order to avoid busting on a friend. This happened at lunch today.
Me, CherkyB: "Soooo... you remember that girl in the green who came out of the bathroom at L.J.'s last night with her friend?"

Richy: "Her fat friend?"

Me, CherkyB: "Yeah."

Richy: "She was hot."

Me, CherkyB: "Yeah. Do remember saying, 'She's hot. Too bad she doesn't have any [boobs] at all'?"

Richy: "Yeah. She didn't."

Me, CherkyB: "Did you happen to notice she only had one arm?"

Richy: "What? Seriously?"

Me, CherkyB: "Yup. Well, I guess she really had one and a half arms."

Richy: "Really? I didn't notice she was missing an arm."

Me, CherkyB: "Yet you noticed she was missing big [boobs]."

Richy: "Yeah. I guess I know what my priorities are."

Me, CherkyB: "I just thought you might want to know that about yourself."

Bozzetto: "These wings are too hot. I can't eat that many."

5 comments:

wife said...

Richy looks an awful lot like Rico.

Manly Lesbian said...

No such thing as too hot wings...

ellie said...

granny, you say that, but i've heard you complain that wings are too hot!

Mr. Green Jeans said...

Granny funny lady.

Farty, farty, funny, wheeee!

Nava said...

Well, Bozzetto sure know his priorities.