Me, CherkyB: "Soooo... you remember that girl in the green who came out of the bathroom at L.J.'s last night with her friend?"
Richy: "Her fat friend?"
Me, CherkyB: "Yeah."
Richy: "She was hot."
Me, CherkyB: "Yeah. Do remember saying, 'She's hot. Too bad she doesn't have any [boobs] at all'?"
Richy: "Yeah. She didn't."
Me, CherkyB: "Did you happen to notice she only had one arm?"
Richy: "What? Seriously?"
Me, CherkyB: "Yup. Well, I guess she really had one and a half arms."
Richy: "Really? I didn't notice she was missing an arm."
Me, CherkyB: "Yet you noticed she was missing big [boobs]."
Richy: "Yeah. I guess I know what my priorities are."
Me, CherkyB: "I just thought you might want to know that about yourself."
Bozzetto: "These wings are too hot. I can't eat that many."
Friday, March 14, 2008
A Lunchtime Story
This is another amazingly true story, though I'm changing one person's name in order to avoid busting on a friend. This happened at lunch today.