A Lunchtime Story

This is another amazingly true story, though I'm changing one person's name in order to avoid busting on a friend. This happened at lunch today.

Me, CherkyB: "Soooo... you remember that girl in the green who came out of the bathroom at L.J.'s last night with her friend?"

Richy: "Her fat friend?"

Me, CherkyB: "Yeah."

Richy: "She was hot."

Me, CherkyB: "Yeah. Do remember saying, 'She's hot. Too bad she doesn't have any [boobs] at all'?"

Richy: "Yeah. She didn't."

Me, CherkyB: "Did you happen to notice she only had one arm?"

Richy: "What? Seriously?"

Me, CherkyB: "Yup. Well, I guess she really had one and a half arms."

Richy: "Really? I didn't notice she was missing an arm."

Me, CherkyB: "Yet you noticed she was missing big [boobs]."

Richy: "Yeah. I guess I know what my priorities are."

Me, CherkyB: "I just thought you might want to know that about yourself."

Bozzetto: "These wings are too hot. I can't eat that many."