Apparently, it's not all my fault.
On a completely separate topic, I did manage to go off on quite a few rants today at work, which made me feel much happier overall. Nothing I like more than ranting. Not much will come of the rants other than my temporary placation. But, hey, that's good enough for me.
On Monday The Company starts providing for us free coffee and fountain sodas. I expect the world will stop turning shortly thereafter.